The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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