Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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