I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Randomize
