last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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