is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
