His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
false alarm. still invincible.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
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is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
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I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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