her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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