Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
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Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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