As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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