My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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