There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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