That's when you crack a 10am beer
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
wow bdsm is so cute
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