Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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