You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
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last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
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Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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