Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
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Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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