I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
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He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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