I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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