I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
