Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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