Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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