Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
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What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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