what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
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We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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