lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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