Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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