So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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