Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
we should paint friendship bongs
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