I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
We're too hungover to prance.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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