I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
