Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
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Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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