She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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