I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
Randomize
