i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
There's always time for handjobs
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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