Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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