I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
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I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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