it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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