i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
