Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
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So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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