I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I don't think brook has ever known best
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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