People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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