i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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