check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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