Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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