She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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