The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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