I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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