Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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