She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I am spending my child support on dildos
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
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My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
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New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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