Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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