New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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