no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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