I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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