i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I checked into jail on foursquare
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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