Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Randomize
