chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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